– Have you ever tried to pee into your gas tank Jane?
– Noooha!!! What?!! Have you Coco?!
– Not into my own… But into a neighbor’s gas tank, once…
– What?! Like how?
– Standing of course. You can’t do it while squatting, can you?
– I don’t know!
– Sure thing! Standing! Peed all over myself though… Anyway, this is not the point.
– WOW! What is?!
– Well, I prefer not to pee into my gas tank because it can ruin my car. Don’t you agree?
– I guess so…
– So, how is putting all this rubbish processed junk food into your beautiful, irreplaceable, Ferrari-like body is different from peeing into your gas tank?